流鼻血的不是我

有一天，我被拉去参加一个meeting
是跟带乐集团的procurement的一个meeting
因为他们要物色一个系统
帮他们的procurement process系统化
我们公司就是那个掌管全部系统的子公司
那天本来ABC也需要参加这个meeting的
但是他被拉去另一个meeting
11点meeting结束后我和丽娜走着回去公司
半路上遇见ABC
ABC:"oh, hows the procurement meeting?"
Louis:"just ended"
ABC:"where's 西门?"
Louis:"He's in 鲁尼's office"
回到公司刚坐下来没有十分钟我收到一则简讯
ABC:"lets grab lunch with西门,need a quick debrief on procurement"
结果我们就约在他最喜欢的三文治店
三个人刚坐下来看menu
突然间
ABC:"(捂住鼻子)Louis ah, do you have tissue?"
Louis:"No, but I can get you some"
我站起身去counter那边拿了一叠纸巾给他
才看见他双手是血。。。。他流鼻血了。。。
Louis:"Lift you head"
他把那整叠纸巾捂住鼻子笑着跟我说他没事
但是血都滴在桌上了。。。。
Louis:"I think you need to go to the bathroom, I'll clean this up"
ABC:"Yeah, I think I need the bathroom"
他去洗手间后
西门:"Is he too heaty? wow...that's alot of blood"
Louis:"Hahaha, he's too excited to have lunch with you, that's why he nose bleed"
五分钟后他出来了
ABC:"I think im juz too excited to talk abt procurement untill i nose bleed, haha"
后来procurement的布来恩也加入我们午餐
ABC:"布来恩when's the next meeting?"
布来恩:"the next one is next monday 2.30pm, thursday procurement have a weekly internal discussion, friday is the workflow"
ABC:"(set着他的blackberry) ok, monday is the next meeting, wat time?"
布来恩:"2.30pm, friday is the workflow, you can join if you wan to"
ABC:"ok, sorry, when is the next meeting?"
Louis:"The next meeting is 2.30pm on monday, thursday they have procurement weekly internal discussion, friday is the workflow."
布来恩:"Hey, ABC, you're looking for a P.A isnt it?"
ABC:"Yeah, but couldn't find one, Louis r u volunteering yourself now?"
Louis:"(笑) haha...farnie, I don't really want to get ur sms at 5am morning telling me your pen ran out of ink"
有说有笑，但是完全就没有讲到重点
吃完了后
ABC:"hey西门,I still need you guys to update me today's meeting, you guys have any meeting later on?"
西门:"no"
Louis:"So when you want to discuss?"
ABC:"(笑) Now."
后来他又被拉去另一个meeting
结果我们从3点等到5点
从5点跟他聊到7点半
ABC:"Is shih Tzu a very dumb dog?"
Louis:"Yeah, they rank 70 out of 80"
ABC:"....."
Louis:"Why?"
ABC:"I have problem training mine"


((说到这里，就要提起
之前他看见我放在桌上的Twinkle的照片
后来他也去买了一只黑白的ShihTzu+maltese公的
取名叫Friend，还show给我看他狗仔的照片
他有另一只巧克力色的不知名品种狗名字叫Love))

最后我真的把整个procurement meeting重新搬演一次
从头到尾跟他讲解。。。。
我觉得他真的很需要一个P.A.