三个臭皮匠的对话

昨天因为想帮忙software developers快点解决他们的问题
所以留了下来把那些process全部再看一遍又改了一个version
7点多的时候ABC从某会议结束回来二楼看见我
经过我桌子的时候看见整桌的processes,
ABC:"Wah...."
我没有理他，因为没有话要跟他说
外面很塞车，所以我打算830+酱才回家
今天早上西门站在我座位前跟我update点事情
ABC刚巧经过，他也站在一边听我们的讨论
Simon:"Yeah, so in the next few days i need ur help to update the scripts"
Louis:"ok no prob"
说完，我们两人都看着ABC
Louis:"西门i think he wans to talk to u"
ABC:"(指着我）No, i wan to talk to u,and yeah 西门,wat's she currently working on?"
西门:"The systemA sop and some other thing"
Louis:"a rojak of here and there"
结果他们两个就在那边“讨论”了起来
ABC:"why the sop hasnt been signed off yet?"
西门:"because the previous PM din manage the project well"
ABC:"but have we fulfill the sow deliverables?"
西门:"yeah actually the sow all done"
ABC:"den y v're still changing the sop?"
Louis:"because they wan to enhance the software"
ABC:"but it's sth different from the previous sow?"
西门:"we've found out there's some features we can add on, tat's y v're changing the processes"
ABC:"if we've fulfill the initial sow, tat consider close case, if anything more like the enhancement, dat'll be a different story, Louis im sorry if i sound like a consultant"
Louis:"yeah tat's really consultant"
西门:"but we wanted to deliver sth good for the user"
Louis:"ABC is saying, if they wan the enhancement, tat will be a seperate engagement"
((他们好像彼此听不懂对方在讲什么酱的。。。一个是站在operation的角度，一个是站在consultant的角度))
((That'll be a Seperate Engagement是我当consultant的时候很常用到的一句话))
ABC:"yeah yeah, tat's the thing im trying to say, thanks to fill in the blanks for me"
讨论中ABC问西门为什么就我一个人负责那么多东西
另一个女生在哪里
((我有一个下属她叫丽娜））
然后西门和我就解释说那女生还不太熟悉，需要时间学习
西门:"dat's y i asked Louis to train her up"
ABC:"((wah u train ppl now的那种眼神))hahahaha, wow cool"
后来都是在讨论工作，细节就不需要透露太多
ABC:"so Louis, find a time I need to sit down with u to talk about the training and courses u wanted to attend and get certified"
Louis:"oh...ok"
ABC:"西门，r u goin to spore for the xxx exhibition? u can bring her along for the day trip, it's good for her to get some exposure"
西门:"the exhibition is actually a week thing"
ABC:"oh it's a week thing is it? bring her along"
我整个是无言。。。。
ABC:"(指着我放文具的那个organizer上面夹着的Twinkle的照片）and is tat a shih tzu?"
Louis:"yeah dat's my pup"
ABC:"how old is she when u take this pic?"
Louis:"four mths"
ABC:"wow cool, she's cute"

我今天6点多SMS西门后我就走人了