Karma

阿~~~太多天没上来写了
那么多有趣的事情都快忘记了！！
首先，我们必须相信这世界有因果报应
没事对下属呼呼赫赫F来F去
自己做错的事情去冤枉下属又F来F去
种下的因就会得其恶果
星期一早上我前公司部门的一个经理戴罗辞职了
星期一中午我前公司部门的一个associate directorG学长辞职了
前老板是气到在那边跳agogo
在那边怪这个怪那个，可能也会怪我
因为自从我的辞职信后，陆续来了五个
2010的first quarter就6个人辞职了！！！
6/23=26%！！
希望他可以自我检讨一下！！
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然后我在新公司被“欺负”了
我是under Product Development的business analyst
所以suppose我的工作范围只是需要支援我的部门
而且光是支援我的部门，我已经有5个大projects要跟了
结果另一个部门突然叫我帮他们写一个UAT test script
（（因为以前我在那边帮忙UAT很“出名”一下））
西门根我说他会帮我推掉
因为我是手头上还有两个很重要的东西要赶紧写出来
那个部门的Vice president是跟我很不错的米兰
我其实不介意帮忙的，因为我知道她忙不过来
但是她的那个下属那个死女人阿梅的态度是差到。。。
她跟我讲话之前只send了一个她画的terminal screen flows给我
梅:"Ah, so louis ah, so when can i get the test script arr?we need to present it to our client on wednesday u know?"
Louis:"But nobody brief me about how the system works, wat expectation for the test etc"
梅:"I can brief u right now, just tell me wat time u can get it done?"
Louis:"so im asking, what is the expectation? wat kind of test u wan?"
梅:"((一脸白痴脸写着[我不知道什么是test script]))wait arr i ask 米兰"
米兰:"hey,since the timeline is quite tight, i think a normal terminal testing will do"
梅:"yeah a normal terminal test will do"
Louis:"((我看[normal terminal test]是什么你也不知道吧！))ok, den pls roughly tell me the idea how this system works"
梅:"((6点多了，急着要回家))u can base on the terminal screen flows i sent u, u'll be able to understand"
Louis:"if i understand ur screen flows, i wont be asking this question, i hope u understand. and is ur screen flow the latest version?"
梅:"((又来白痴脸))oh....u need the latest version is it?"
Louis:"((整个是快吐血))yeah thinking at a more logical way, yes ofcoz i'll need to latest screen flows"
梅:"oh......coz hor dat day the vendor giv us the software tat time i did play arnd lar, i notice there's some changes at the layout, but i din update my flow wor"
Louis:"then i'll need a terminal"
梅:"okok, i'll go ask our developer team to give u one"
结果我们的software developer team已经忙到要死掉了还要帮她弄一台terminal出来。。。。
s/w dev的经理阿秋:"eh louis, i cant promise to deliver the terminal for u now,can i giv u tomorrow arr?"
Louis:"sure, they need to perform the testing, tomorrow is fine"
阿秋:"and y u're involve in this project too, hahahahaha ur name is really everywhere, can u tell me which project u're not involved?"
Louis:"hahahahahahahha, dat's something i wanted to know oso!"
如果他们的team太忙做不出来
我很愿意帮忙的
但是那个死阿梅跟我说完过后竟然就高高兴兴的回家了@@
我整个是傻眼！！！！！
TMD！！！
讲不会做就可以了阿？
我以前连什么是UAT都不知道，也不是一样要学？
靠！
fine, at least i can do sth u dunno how to do!!!
我就带着怨恨，一边写一边诅咒她
还好那时艾门和米兰还有在
我不知道的东西还可以问他们
Louis:"hey 艾门，wat's the calculation of the points arr?wats the formula?"
艾门:"oh, 梅din tell u arr?it's this this this this this"
我问了一些问题过后我真的觉得很气
因为那个死阿梅真的很多东西没有告诉我！！！
Louis:"ei, if im a quiet person and dun ask question, u know wat kind of test script u'll get?"
艾门:"we know u're not those quiet type, u're good, tat's y i ask米兰to request u as resource to write the script"
Louis:"......anyway, remember to ask ur梅to update the screen flows, it's not updated."
结果那天我用了两个小时写了八页的test scripts！！！做完给他们！！！
Louis:"ok, the 1st draft done, sending u and米兰now, we can only start the test tomorrow when the developer provide us terminal"
艾门:"wow, u're really good, shall we load u with more work?"
Louis:"haha, somebody might die coz i might accidentally kill some"