前几篇提起那个死阿梅
因为那个test script是我写的
我不能做tester
我跟西门提起这件事
也跟艾门提起这件事
所以他们都决定了叫死阿梅当tester
结果要做test那天死阿梅很conveniently MC
然后丽娜被其他部门借去当launching的usher
我只好自己做多一次dry run test
结果发现那个settlement function有问题
赶紧交给developer去solve....
如果等到死阿梅明天来才test都不知道够不够时间solve...
不过我有提醒艾门记得要叫死阿梅update她的screenflow
OK星期四，那个死阿梅来上班了
我把test script给她，请她开始做test
结果她走过来我位子
梅:"ei louis arr, can i have the terminal, i need to update my screen flow"
Louis:"yeah sure, here u go, do u need me to set it up for u?"
梅:"((给我那种[你以为我是白痴吗？]的表情))By using common sense, i think i know how to set it up"
Louis:"((也只是两条电线而已))Ok no prob"
然后我就继续写我的东西
10分钟后
梅:"ei louis arr, y it say [please check phone line]"
Louis:"let me have a look"
梅:"wat happened har?"
Louis:"has 凯文connect it to the host already?"
梅:"yeah he did"
结果我看到她把电话线插在一个很错的洞里面。。。。。。。
Louis:"the phoneline plugged in the wrong port"
我换了port过后transaction就通过了。。。。
By using common sense u think u know how to set it up eh?
which mean u're actually common senseLESS lar?
Hell....
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Meeting Invites
上星期五
我的下属丽娜请假
星期四那天我发现了这件事
Louis:"oh hey, 丽娜is on leave tomorrow"
西门:"yeah"
Louis:"so i need to back her up to do the tracking and update"
西门:"i totally forget about tat...hahahah"
我就跑去跟丽娜说，要记得update我那些progress
因为我们有一个大project在4月1号要pilot run
现在是很忙很忙很忙的时候
星期五的时候
我要拿着那个update listing跑去见有关人事
了解他们的负责事项的进展情况
在去跟firefly敲时间安排daily update meeting
4点钟的时候我send 5：30PM的meeting invites给相关人士
然后等待他们接受我的meeting invites
结果！！！！！！
超惊讶的事情是ABC竟然是第一个接受meeting invites
而且他的response是"accepted"
以前沙梨腻send meeting invites的时候
ABC都是最后一个，或者没有回复的那个人。。。
而且他的response一定都是"tentatively accepted"
他在他的response里面加了留言
叫我帮他弄个conference call打去给他他要听
结果到了6：30PM，firefly还在另一个讨论中
然后firefly跑出来跟我说只好cancel那个meeting了没时间
所以我就send meeting cancellation出去
ABC回复:"Man. Glad I'm used to getting rejected. Meeting cancelled for weekend?"
Louis:"Firefly called-off the meeting, they're in another discussion dragged for hours already. Maybe u should just "tentatively accepted" like wat u used to response 沙梨腻. haha"
ABC:"Haha. Hey! I'm getting better. Have a good weekend, Johor is abt to pour. U should check out the terminal ;)"
结果我们竟然把email当MSN来用。。。。
meeting cancel, hurray我不需要些meeting minutes~~~
我的下属丽娜请假
星期四那天我发现了这件事
Louis:"oh hey, 丽娜is on leave tomorrow"
西门:"yeah"
Louis:"so i need to back her up to do the tracking and update"
西门:"i totally forget about tat...hahahah"
我就跑去跟丽娜说，要记得update我那些progress
因为我们有一个大project在4月1号要pilot run
现在是很忙很忙很忙的时候
星期五的时候
我要拿着那个update listing跑去见有关人事
了解他们的负责事项的进展情况
在去跟firefly敲时间安排daily update meeting
4点钟的时候我send 5：30PM的meeting invites给相关人士
然后等待他们接受我的meeting invites
结果！！！！！！
超惊讶的事情是ABC竟然是第一个接受meeting invites
而且他的response是"accepted"
以前沙梨腻send meeting invites的时候
ABC都是最后一个，或者没有回复的那个人。。。
而且他的response一定都是"tentatively accepted"
他在他的response里面加了留言
叫我帮他弄个conference call打去给他他要听
结果到了6：30PM，firefly还在另一个讨论中
然后firefly跑出来跟我说只好cancel那个meeting了没时间
所以我就send meeting cancellation出去
ABC回复:"Man. Glad I'm used to getting rejected. Meeting cancelled for weekend?"
Louis:"Firefly called-off the meeting, they're in another discussion dragged for hours already. Maybe u should just "tentatively accepted" like wat u used to response 沙梨腻. haha"
ABC:"Haha. Hey! I'm getting better. Have a good weekend, Johor is abt to pour. U should check out the terminal ;)"
结果我们竟然把email当MSN来用。。。。
meeting cancel, hurray我不需要些meeting minutes~~~
Karma
阿~~~太多天没上来写了
那么多有趣的事情都快忘记了！！
首先，我们必须相信这世界有因果报应
没事对下属呼呼赫赫F来F去
自己做错的事情去冤枉下属又F来F去
种下的因就会得其恶果
星期一早上我前公司部门的一个经理戴罗辞职了
星期一中午我前公司部门的一个associate directorG学长辞职了
前老板是气到在那边跳agogo
在那边怪这个怪那个，可能也会怪我
因为自从我的辞职信后，陆续来了五个
2010的first quarter就6个人辞职了！！！
6/23=26%！！
希望他可以自我检讨一下！！
=================================
然后我在新公司被“欺负”了
我是under Product Development的business analyst
所以suppose我的工作范围只是需要支援我的部门
而且光是支援我的部门，我已经有5个大projects要跟了
结果另一个部门突然叫我帮他们写一个UAT test script
（（因为以前我在那边帮忙UAT很“出名”一下））
西门根我说他会帮我推掉
因为我是手头上还有两个很重要的东西要赶紧写出来
那个部门的Vice president是跟我很不错的米兰
我其实不介意帮忙的，因为我知道她忙不过来
但是她的那个下属那个死女人阿梅的态度是差到。。。
她跟我讲话之前只send了一个她画的terminal screen flows给我
梅:"Ah, so louis ah, so when can i get the test script arr?we need to present it to our client on wednesday u know?"
Louis:"But nobody brief me about how the system works, wat expectation for the test etc"
梅:"I can brief u right now, just tell me wat time u can get it done?"
Louis:"so im asking, what is the expectation? wat kind of test u wan?"
梅:"((一脸白痴脸写着[我不知道什么是test script]))wait arr i ask 米兰"
米兰:"hey,since the timeline is quite tight, i think a normal terminal testing will do"
梅:"yeah a normal terminal test will do"
Louis:"((我看[normal terminal test]是什么你也不知道吧！))ok, den pls roughly tell me the idea how this system works"
梅:"((6点多了，急着要回家))u can base on the terminal screen flows i sent u, u'll be able to understand"
Louis:"if i understand ur screen flows, i wont be asking this question, i hope u understand. and is ur screen flow the latest version?"
梅:"((又来白痴脸))oh....u need the latest version is it?"
Louis:"((整个是快吐血))yeah thinking at a more logical way, yes ofcoz i'll need to latest screen flows"
梅:"oh......coz hor dat day the vendor giv us the software tat time i did play arnd lar, i notice there's some changes at the layout, but i din update my flow wor"
Louis:"then i'll need a terminal"
梅:"okok, i'll go ask our developer team to give u one"
结果我们的software developer team已经忙到要死掉了还要帮她弄一台terminal出来。。。。
s/w dev的经理阿秋:"eh louis, i cant promise to deliver the terminal for u now,can i giv u tomorrow arr?"
Louis:"sure, they need to perform the testing, tomorrow is fine"
阿秋:"and y u're involve in this project too, hahahahaha ur name is really everywhere, can u tell me which project u're not involved?"
Louis:"hahahahahahahha, dat's something i wanted to know oso!"
如果他们的team太忙做不出来
我很愿意帮忙的
但是那个死阿梅跟我说完过后竟然就高高兴兴的回家了@@
我整个是傻眼！！！！！
TMD！！！
讲不会做就可以了阿？
我以前连什么是UAT都不知道，也不是一样要学？
靠！
fine, at least i can do sth u dunno how to do!!!
我就带着怨恨，一边写一边诅咒她
还好那时艾门和米兰还有在
我不知道的东西还可以问他们
Louis:"hey 艾门，wat's the calculation of the points arr?wats the formula?"
艾门:"oh, 梅din tell u arr?it's this this this this this"
我问了一些问题过后我真的觉得很气
因为那个死阿梅真的很多东西没有告诉我！！！
Louis:"ei, if im a quiet person and dun ask question, u know wat kind of test script u'll get?"
艾门:"we know u're not those quiet type, u're good, tat's y i ask米兰to request u as resource to write the script"
Louis:"......anyway, remember to ask ur梅to update the screen flows, it's not updated."
结果那天我用了两个小时写了八页的test scripts！！！做完给他们！！！
Louis:"ok, the 1st draft done, sending u and米兰now, we can only start the test tomorrow when the developer provide us terminal"
艾门:"wow, u're really good, shall we load u with more work?"
Louis:"haha, somebody might die coz i might accidentally kill some"
那么多有趣的事情都快忘记了！！
首先，我们必须相信这世界有因果报应
没事对下属呼呼赫赫F来F去
自己做错的事情去冤枉下属又F来F去
种下的因就会得其恶果
星期一早上我前公司部门的一个经理戴罗辞职了
星期一中午我前公司部门的一个associate directorG学长辞职了
前老板是气到在那边跳agogo
在那边怪这个怪那个，可能也会怪我
因为自从我的辞职信后，陆续来了五个
2010的first quarter就6个人辞职了！！！
6/23=26%！！
希望他可以自我检讨一下！！
=================================
然后我在新公司被“欺负”了
我是under Product Development的business analyst
所以suppose我的工作范围只是需要支援我的部门
而且光是支援我的部门，我已经有5个大projects要跟了
结果另一个部门突然叫我帮他们写一个UAT test script
（（因为以前我在那边帮忙UAT很“出名”一下））
西门根我说他会帮我推掉
因为我是手头上还有两个很重要的东西要赶紧写出来
那个部门的Vice president是跟我很不错的米兰
我其实不介意帮忙的，因为我知道她忙不过来
但是她的那个下属那个死女人阿梅的态度是差到。。。
她跟我讲话之前只send了一个她画的terminal screen flows给我
梅:"Ah, so louis ah, so when can i get the test script arr?we need to present it to our client on wednesday u know?"
Louis:"But nobody brief me about how the system works, wat expectation for the test etc"
梅:"I can brief u right now, just tell me wat time u can get it done?"
Louis:"so im asking, what is the expectation? wat kind of test u wan?"
梅:"((一脸白痴脸写着[我不知道什么是test script]))wait arr i ask 米兰"
米兰:"hey,since the timeline is quite tight, i think a normal terminal testing will do"
梅:"yeah a normal terminal test will do"
Louis:"((我看[normal terminal test]是什么你也不知道吧！))ok, den pls roughly tell me the idea how this system works"
梅:"((6点多了，急着要回家))u can base on the terminal screen flows i sent u, u'll be able to understand"
Louis:"if i understand ur screen flows, i wont be asking this question, i hope u understand. and is ur screen flow the latest version?"
梅:"((又来白痴脸))oh....u need the latest version is it?"
Louis:"((整个是快吐血))yeah thinking at a more logical way, yes ofcoz i'll need to latest screen flows"
梅:"oh......coz hor dat day the vendor giv us the software tat time i did play arnd lar, i notice there's some changes at the layout, but i din update my flow wor"
Louis:"then i'll need a terminal"
梅:"okok, i'll go ask our developer team to give u one"
结果我们的software developer team已经忙到要死掉了还要帮她弄一台terminal出来。。。。
s/w dev的经理阿秋:"eh louis, i cant promise to deliver the terminal for u now,can i giv u tomorrow arr?"
Louis:"sure, they need to perform the testing, tomorrow is fine"
阿秋:"and y u're involve in this project too, hahahahaha ur name is really everywhere, can u tell me which project u're not involved?"
Louis:"hahahahahahahha, dat's something i wanted to know oso!"
如果他们的team太忙做不出来
我很愿意帮忙的
但是那个死阿梅跟我说完过后竟然就高高兴兴的回家了@@
我整个是傻眼！！！！！
TMD！！！
讲不会做就可以了阿？
我以前连什么是UAT都不知道，也不是一样要学？
靠！
fine, at least i can do sth u dunno how to do!!!
我就带着怨恨，一边写一边诅咒她
还好那时艾门和米兰还有在
我不知道的东西还可以问他们
Louis:"hey 艾门，wat's the calculation of the points arr?wats the formula?"
艾门:"oh, 梅din tell u arr?it's this this this this this"
我问了一些问题过后我真的觉得很气
因为那个死阿梅真的很多东西没有告诉我！！！
Louis:"ei, if im a quiet person and dun ask question, u know wat kind of test script u'll get?"
艾门:"we know u're not those quiet type, u're good, tat's y i ask米兰to request u as resource to write the script"
Louis:"......anyway, remember to ask ur梅to update the screen flows, it's not updated."
结果那天我用了两个小时写了八页的test scripts！！！做完给他们！！！
Louis:"ok, the 1st draft done, sending u and米兰now, we can only start the test tomorrow when the developer provide us terminal"
艾门:"wow, u're really good, shall we load u with more work?"
Louis:"haha, somebody might die coz i might accidentally kill some"
Thursday, March 11, 2010
WonderWoman
今天中午等西门去吃午餐
结果ABC跑来打岔跟西门讨论一些事情
然后他很开心的说
ABC:"maybe louis u can involve in the discussion later on, i wan u to try on the SOW, have u written any SOW before?"
Louis:"no, but i can try"
然后午餐跟西门还有firefly一起吃
Topic of the Day=Alice in the Wonderland
Firefly: "Louis, how's ur first week? alot of things to do?"
Louis:"No lar, lots of things to catch up"
Firefly:"(点头）yeah, it's usually like that, u'll need like 6 mths to catch up, and only then u'll find urself contributing"
Louis:"西门，m i suppose to sit in the discussion tat ABC mentioned earlier?"
西门:"yeah, seems like"
Firefly:"because ABC likes u so much, we like u so much, 西门has a very good remark on u, so we have high expectation.(笑)"
Louis:"wow, thanks for the liking and remark, but dun expect too high at the current stage"
Firefly:"hahaha, joking on the expectation, but we do like u"
午餐后就帮西门弄东西弄到傍晚他就去开会了
很后悔今天留下来等西门讨论一些小事
因为ABC抓我进去讨论另一些大事
一小时的讨论中
我的名字出现了大概100多次
全部都是ABC讲的。。。。
ABC:"西门，just make sure u bring Louis along to attend all the meetings, i wan her to get more exposure"
ABC:"yeah i think Louis, maybe u can try on writing the SLA, anything u can refer me or 米兰"
ABC:"hey why not Louis u help out to firm up the SOW, so u'll get a chance to learn, u can refer me or firefly. If u google it and find some good sample which u have to purchase to read, u can email me and let me see if it's relevant i'll buy for u."
ABC:"I think what we're goin to do is to complile all the requirements and come out with a project timeline, Louis can u get it done by end of march?"
ABC:"西门，u bring both Louis and 丽娜 for meetings, i wan 丽娜to write minutes of meeting, then Louis can do some talking in the meeting"
以下删500字。
会议的最后ABC还说
ABC:"Louis, is it enough of work for u already?"
#$%^&*()#$%^&*()_#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#$%
我的名字和戏份是多到坐我对面的software developers阿秋都一直对我笑
会议后已经9点多了
阿秋还特地跑来跟我说:"Louis i think u're some sort of wonderwomen in the company now"
Louis:"yeah, i think he hates me.."
如果刚才的讨论要写minutes的话，我看我的名字可能会占去很大的篇幅。。。
过后ABC收好了他的东西，还特地跑过来我座位问我
ABC:"Louis, r u comfortable with the things?"
Louis:"(鬼脸)r u trying to kill me?"
ABC:"hahaha, is tat the face u gave lhh last time?"
((lhh=我的前老板))
Louis:"oh, no, defintely not."
ABC:"oh den wat?"
Louis:"i give him a poker face, so u'll know wat happen if i giv u a poker face"
ABC:"(笑)No,u'll never give me a poker face"
Louis:".........."
ABC:"but those things i gave u are good, for u to get more exposure"
Louis:"i understand, but all things at the same time, i dun know if i can cope"
ABC:"if u have any problem please talk to西门, i'll get more resource if u needed help"
结果我回到家的时候已经晚上10点了。。。。
我明白他也是为我好
也许他希望我能很快胜任那些事情
但是我觉得他们对我期望有一点太高了。。。
我会去尝试，希望能平安渡过接下来的三个月。。。
结果ABC跑来打岔跟西门讨论一些事情
然后他很开心的说
ABC:"maybe louis u can involve in the discussion later on, i wan u to try on the SOW, have u written any SOW before?"
Louis:"no, but i can try"
然后午餐跟西门还有firefly一起吃
Topic of the Day=Alice in the Wonderland
Firefly: "Louis, how's ur first week? alot of things to do?"
Louis:"No lar, lots of things to catch up"
Firefly:"(点头）yeah, it's usually like that, u'll need like 6 mths to catch up, and only then u'll find urself contributing"
Louis:"西门，m i suppose to sit in the discussion tat ABC mentioned earlier?"
西门:"yeah, seems like"
Firefly:"because ABC likes u so much, we like u so much, 西门has a very good remark on u, so we have high expectation.(笑)"
Louis:"wow, thanks for the liking and remark, but dun expect too high at the current stage"
Firefly:"hahaha, joking on the expectation, but we do like u"
午餐后就帮西门弄东西弄到傍晚他就去开会了
很后悔今天留下来等西门讨论一些小事
因为ABC抓我进去讨论另一些大事
一小时的讨论中
我的名字出现了大概100多次
全部都是ABC讲的。。。。
ABC:"西门，just make sure u bring Louis along to attend all the meetings, i wan her to get more exposure"
ABC:"yeah i think Louis, maybe u can try on writing the SLA, anything u can refer me or 米兰"
ABC:"hey why not Louis u help out to firm up the SOW, so u'll get a chance to learn, u can refer me or firefly. If u google it and find some good sample which u have to purchase to read, u can email me and let me see if it's relevant i'll buy for u."
ABC:"I think what we're goin to do is to complile all the requirements and come out with a project timeline, Louis can u get it done by end of march?"
ABC:"西门，u bring both Louis and 丽娜 for meetings, i wan 丽娜to write minutes of meeting, then Louis can do some talking in the meeting"
以下删500字。
会议的最后ABC还说
ABC:"Louis, is it enough of work for u already?"
#$%^&*()#$%^&*()_#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#$%
我的名字和戏份是多到坐我对面的software developers阿秋都一直对我笑
会议后已经9点多了
阿秋还特地跑来跟我说:"Louis i think u're some sort of wonderwomen in the company now"
Louis:"yeah, i think he hates me.."
如果刚才的讨论要写minutes的话，我看我的名字可能会占去很大的篇幅。。。
过后ABC收好了他的东西，还特地跑过来我座位问我
ABC:"Louis, r u comfortable with the things?"
Louis:"(鬼脸)r u trying to kill me?"
ABC:"hahaha, is tat the face u gave lhh last time?"
((lhh=我的前老板))
Louis:"oh, no, defintely not."
ABC:"oh den wat?"
Louis:"i give him a poker face, so u'll know wat happen if i giv u a poker face"
ABC:"(笑)No,u'll never give me a poker face"
Louis:".........."
ABC:"but those things i gave u are good, for u to get more exposure"
Louis:"i understand, but all things at the same time, i dun know if i can cope"
ABC:"if u have any problem please talk to西门, i'll get more resource if u needed help"
结果我回到家的时候已经晚上10点了。。。。
我明白他也是为我好
也许他希望我能很快胜任那些事情
但是我觉得他们对我期望有一点太高了。。。
我会去尝试，希望能平安渡过接下来的三个月。。。
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
三个臭皮匠的对话
昨天因为想帮忙software developers快点解决他们的问题
所以留了下来把那些process全部再看一遍又改了一个version
7点多的时候ABC从某会议结束回来二楼看见我
经过我桌子的时候看见整桌的processes,
ABC:"Wah...."
我没有理他，因为没有话要跟他说
外面很塞车，所以我打算830+酱才回家
今天早上西门站在我座位前跟我update点事情
ABC刚巧经过，他也站在一边听我们的讨论
Simon:"Yeah, so in the next few days i need ur help to update the scripts"
Louis:"ok no prob"
说完，我们两人都看着ABC
Louis:"西门i think he wans to talk to u"
ABC:"(指着我）No, i wan to talk to u,and yeah 西门,wat's she currently working on?"
西门:"The systemA sop and some other thing"
Louis:"a rojak of here and there"
结果他们两个就在那边“讨论”了起来
ABC:"why the sop hasnt been signed off yet?"
西门:"because the previous PM din manage the project well"
ABC:"but have we fulfill the sow deliverables?"
西门:"yeah actually the sow all done"
ABC:"den y v're still changing the sop?"
Louis:"because they wan to enhance the software"
ABC:"but it's sth different from the previous sow?"
西门:"we've found out there's some features we can add on, tat's y v're changing the processes"
ABC:"if we've fulfill the initial sow, tat consider close case, if anything more like the enhancement, dat'll be a different story, Louis im sorry if i sound like a consultant"
Louis:"yeah tat's really consultant"
西门:"but we wanted to deliver sth good for the user"
Louis:"ABC is saying, if they wan the enhancement, tat will be a seperate engagement"
((他们好像彼此听不懂对方在讲什么酱的。。。一个是站在operation的角度，一个是站在consultant的角度))
((That'll be a Seperate Engagement是我当consultant的时候很常用到的一句话))
ABC:"yeah yeah, tat's the thing im trying to say, thanks to fill in the blanks for me"
讨论中ABC问西门为什么就我一个人负责那么多东西
另一个女生在哪里
((我有一个下属她叫丽娜））
然后西门和我就解释说那女生还不太熟悉，需要时间学习
西门:"dat's y i asked Louis to train her up"
ABC:"((wah u train ppl now的那种眼神))hahahaha, wow cool"
后来都是在讨论工作，细节就不需要透露太多
ABC:"so Louis, find a time I need to sit down with u to talk about the training and courses u wanted to attend and get certified"
Louis:"oh...ok"
ABC:"西门，r u goin to spore for the xxx exhibition? u can bring her along for the day trip, it's good for her to get some exposure"
西门:"the exhibition is actually a week thing"
ABC:"oh it's a week thing is it? bring her along"
我整个是无言。。。。
ABC:"(指着我放文具的那个organizer上面夹着的Twinkle的照片）and is tat a shih tzu?"
Louis:"yeah dat's my pup"
ABC:"how old is she when u take this pic?"
Louis:"four mths"
ABC:"wow cool, she's cute"
我今天6点多SMS西门后我就走人了
所以留了下来把那些process全部再看一遍又改了一个version
7点多的时候ABC从某会议结束回来二楼看见我
经过我桌子的时候看见整桌的processes,
ABC:"Wah...."
我没有理他，因为没有话要跟他说
外面很塞车，所以我打算830+酱才回家
今天早上西门站在我座位前跟我update点事情
ABC刚巧经过，他也站在一边听我们的讨论
Simon:"Yeah, so in the next few days i need ur help to update the scripts"
Louis:"ok no prob"
说完，我们两人都看着ABC
Louis:"西门i think he wans to talk to u"
ABC:"(指着我）No, i wan to talk to u,and yeah 西门,wat's she currently working on?"
西门:"The systemA sop and some other thing"
Louis:"a rojak of here and there"
结果他们两个就在那边“讨论”了起来
ABC:"why the sop hasnt been signed off yet?"
西门:"because the previous PM din manage the project well"
ABC:"but have we fulfill the sow deliverables?"
西门:"yeah actually the sow all done"
ABC:"den y v're still changing the sop?"
Louis:"because they wan to enhance the software"
ABC:"but it's sth different from the previous sow?"
西门:"we've found out there's some features we can add on, tat's y v're changing the processes"
ABC:"if we've fulfill the initial sow, tat consider close case, if anything more like the enhancement, dat'll be a different story, Louis im sorry if i sound like a consultant"
Louis:"yeah tat's really consultant"
西门:"but we wanted to deliver sth good for the user"
Louis:"ABC is saying, if they wan the enhancement, tat will be a seperate engagement"
((他们好像彼此听不懂对方在讲什么酱的。。。一个是站在operation的角度，一个是站在consultant的角度))
((That'll be a Seperate Engagement是我当consultant的时候很常用到的一句话))
ABC:"yeah yeah, tat's the thing im trying to say, thanks to fill in the blanks for me"
讨论中ABC问西门为什么就我一个人负责那么多东西
另一个女生在哪里
((我有一个下属她叫丽娜））
然后西门和我就解释说那女生还不太熟悉，需要时间学习
西门:"dat's y i asked Louis to train her up"
ABC:"((wah u train ppl now的那种眼神))hahahaha, wow cool"
后来都是在讨论工作，细节就不需要透露太多
ABC:"so Louis, find a time I need to sit down with u to talk about the training and courses u wanted to attend and get certified"
Louis:"oh...ok"
ABC:"西门，r u goin to spore for the xxx exhibition? u can bring her along for the day trip, it's good for her to get some exposure"
西门:"the exhibition is actually a week thing"
ABC:"oh it's a week thing is it? bring her along"
我整个是无言。。。。
ABC:"(指着我放文具的那个organizer上面夹着的Twinkle的照片）and is tat a shih tzu?"
Louis:"yeah dat's my pup"
ABC:"how old is she when u take this pic?"
Louis:"four mths"
ABC:"wow cool, she's cute"
我今天6点多SMS西门后我就走人了
Monday, March 8, 2010
冤家路窄
以下的事件发生在上星期五，05032010
傍晚大约五时许
突然有人按公司的门铃
PL开了门
结果走进来的竟然是我的前上司那个宝佳利亚女人丹尼。。。
由于我是离开前公司后
才决定加入e汽油，所以我并没有去大肆宣扬
知道的也就小敏，沙离腻和爱德琳
所以丹尼并不知道这件事。。。。
她看见我的时候她吓了一跳
但是却很爱面子的保持镇定
D:"Is this the reason why it's so difficult for u to tell us where u r joining?"
L:"No, this is a very last minute decision"
D:"I'm goin to take ur picture and send it to lhh, ask him if he finds the interior behind u familiar,hahahaha"
L:"........."
D:"so wat make u decided to join them, very last minute?"
L:"oh....maybe i missed abc too much, u know, we're so in love"
((因为他们很喜欢开我玩笑说我和ABC相爱))
D:"(笑)ur ex boss is here"
L:"seriously?"
D:"yeah, v followed the tax ppl to come, GST"
L:"(开玩笑的语气）you know i dun really miss my ex boss, so don bring him to this floor, thanks"
然后丹尼跑去别的头头的房间跟大家寒暄完毕后
我赶快SMS ABC，告诉他丹尼来公司看见我了，让他有个“心理准备”
如果等下他们在楼上遇见的话至少ABC已经有个“对策”
我也马上MSN小敏和沙离腻，因为她们两个知道发生什么事
小敏:"eh u know D sent sms to 舒八, so now the whole dept is guessing where u r"
@@傻眼。。。
米兰，西门和firefly后来都跑过来跟我八卦
问说前公司是不是还不知道我加入e汽油
我说，我决定加入的时候已经离开了公司
也没有故意去说，所以很多人都还不知道吧。。。。
但是他们都这样跟我说:"Don't worry too much, you joined us after u left ur previous company"
我也没觉得怎样，其实也预计了之后一定会在e汽油公司见到的
ABC之前也有根我开过玩笑说
以后他们进来audit的时候他会给我机会欺负他们:P
只是我没想到会那么快
才开工第五天而已。。。。@@
后来前大老板SMS我:"Good to meet you again"
我回他:"Always.Have a good weekend sir"
本来我很想回复他说:"Just an FYI, your company still owe me my January Salary!!" XP
结果星期五我回到家在吃饭的时候
ABC回复我说，丹尼确实有SMS他问起我的事情
叫我别担心，也说他foreseen前公司的人会来探我口风
因为e汽油近期很低调
然后又觉得很高兴我决定加入他们
因为他们这时候很需要我这个角色（（客套话））
星期一早上PL看见我跟我说
上星期五她回家的时候再电梯遇见我的前老板
PL:"hey Louis, I've met lhh at the lift last friday"
L:"yeah, he sms me in the evening saying it's good to meet me again, like a nightmare"
PL:"（笑）It's ok don't worry, u have been hijack by us somewhere, it's not like u resign because u're joining."
不知道为什么他们都很积极“安慰”我。。。。
哇哈哈哈哈~~~
我是被Hijack的吗？
我记得之前ITA的时候，猎人也是告诉过我
我是从Audit那叠工作申请Hijack过去ITA的。。。
被Hijack的命。。。
傍晚大约五时许
突然有人按公司的门铃
PL开了门
结果走进来的竟然是我的前上司那个宝佳利亚女人丹尼。。。
由于我是离开前公司后
才决定加入e汽油，所以我并没有去大肆宣扬
知道的也就小敏，沙离腻和爱德琳
所以丹尼并不知道这件事。。。。
她看见我的时候她吓了一跳
但是却很爱面子的保持镇定
D:"Is this the reason why it's so difficult for u to tell us where u r joining?"
L:"No, this is a very last minute decision"
D:"I'm goin to take ur picture and send it to lhh, ask him if he finds the interior behind u familiar,hahahaha"
L:"........."
D:"so wat make u decided to join them, very last minute?"
L:"oh....maybe i missed abc too much, u know, we're so in love"
((因为他们很喜欢开我玩笑说我和ABC相爱))
D:"(笑)ur ex boss is here"
L:"seriously?"
D:"yeah, v followed the tax ppl to come, GST"
L:"(开玩笑的语气）you know i dun really miss my ex boss, so don bring him to this floor, thanks"
然后丹尼跑去别的头头的房间跟大家寒暄完毕后
我赶快SMS ABC，告诉他丹尼来公司看见我了，让他有个“心理准备”
如果等下他们在楼上遇见的话至少ABC已经有个“对策”
我也马上MSN小敏和沙离腻，因为她们两个知道发生什么事
小敏:"eh u know D sent sms to 舒八, so now the whole dept is guessing where u r"
@@傻眼。。。
米兰，西门和firefly后来都跑过来跟我八卦
问说前公司是不是还不知道我加入e汽油
我说，我决定加入的时候已经离开了公司
也没有故意去说，所以很多人都还不知道吧。。。。
但是他们都这样跟我说:"Don't worry too much, you joined us after u left ur previous company"
我也没觉得怎样，其实也预计了之后一定会在e汽油公司见到的
ABC之前也有根我开过玩笑说
以后他们进来audit的时候他会给我机会欺负他们:P
只是我没想到会那么快
才开工第五天而已。。。。@@
后来前大老板SMS我:"Good to meet you again"
我回他:"Always.Have a good weekend sir"
本来我很想回复他说:"Just an FYI, your company still owe me my January Salary!!" XP
结果星期五我回到家在吃饭的时候
ABC回复我说，丹尼确实有SMS他问起我的事情
叫我别担心，也说他foreseen前公司的人会来探我口风
因为e汽油近期很低调
然后又觉得很高兴我决定加入他们
因为他们这时候很需要我这个角色（（客套话））
星期一早上PL看见我跟我说
上星期五她回家的时候再电梯遇见我的前老板
PL:"hey Louis, I've met lhh at the lift last friday"
L:"yeah, he sms me in the evening saying it's good to meet me again, like a nightmare"
PL:"（笑）It's ok don't worry, u have been hijack by us somewhere, it's not like u resign because u're joining."
不知道为什么他们都很积极“安慰”我。。。。
哇哈哈哈哈~~~
我是被Hijack的吗？
我记得之前ITA的时候，猎人也是告诉过我
我是从Audit那叠工作申请Hijack过去ITA的。。。
被Hijack的命。。。
Sunday, March 7, 2010
开工大吉
开工一个星期了！！
工作时间是9-6PM
但是平均回家时间是8PM
1。有很多东西要跟进，希望能赶快进入状况
2。这里放工时间都很塞车，为什么要塞在车海中浪费汽油和时间？
这里的Management Level的头头有五个,
为了个人隐私，我帮他们取了外号：
ABC, Firefly, 杰夫，米兰，老板娘
我的顶头上司是Firefly,一个刚踏入37岁的已婚男人
我的直属上司是西门，是一个刚踏入40的已婚男人
他们两个是认识十几年的好同事好朋友
之前我在那边的最后一个月就是在帮西门做事情
所以他们对我不陌生
上班的第一天，Firefly和西门请我吃午餐
在午餐中听他们提起他们以前的那些R&D的projects
感觉很赞叹！！
在e汽油有一个很重要的角色
她是PL，公司的Admin lady
她旁边有一个白板，上面有整个e汽油的员工的名字
板上会显示你几点抵达公司，今天是外出还是在公司里
开工第一天，ABC的状态一直都停留在“外出”
PL说现在很少会看见ABC在公司里，
大多数时间他都南下去监督那些oil terminal projects
有时候一整个月都不会看见他一面
大忙人嘛~~~
西门约了几个internal meetings,大略解释现在手上的projects
然后商量对策之类的，弄到来我终于可以坐在座位的时候已经是5：45PM了
突然，ABC走了过来
ABC:"（假装惊讶）hey Louis, I'm so surprise to see u here, welcome onboard"
我们很假的握了握手后
ABC:"（看着我桌上的Desktop，再看看西门) Oh, 西门u must be kidding? A Desktop for her?"
西门:"we're in the process to make a request to order"
ABC:"get her the new dell 13" laptop then"
Louis:"(一脸听听就算的表情） wow, thanks"
西门:"will need to get 老板娘's approval..."
然后他们就继续他们之间的讨论
大概五分钟后ABC又不见踪影了
第二天的午餐是PL约我吃的
结果全部人都觉得很惊讶
因为PL平常很antisocial,他们怎样约她都不出去的
所以她主动约我吃午餐是一件超稀有的事情
之前那四个月的projects,PL和我，CM，RZ都很亲
这次回来，我发现PL笑容少了，感觉心事很多
而且她不像以前那样加班到8点多
现在她6左右就走人了
她说她学会看开了。。。
当然，e汽油里面也有很多新面孔
都是年轻的华人，他们是software developers
现在e汽油变成是戴乐集团的IT arm,
帮他们写一些web-base的程式。
关于我工作的范围，下次再说吧~~~
工作时间是9-6PM
但是平均回家时间是8PM
1。有很多东西要跟进，希望能赶快进入状况
2。这里放工时间都很塞车，为什么要塞在车海中浪费汽油和时间？
这里的Management Level的头头有五个,
为了个人隐私，我帮他们取了外号：
ABC, Firefly, 杰夫，米兰，老板娘
我的顶头上司是Firefly,一个刚踏入37岁的已婚男人
我的直属上司是西门，是一个刚踏入40的已婚男人
他们两个是认识十几年的好同事好朋友
之前我在那边的最后一个月就是在帮西门做事情
所以他们对我不陌生
上班的第一天，Firefly和西门请我吃午餐
在午餐中听他们提起他们以前的那些R&D的projects
感觉很赞叹！！
在e汽油有一个很重要的角色
她是PL，公司的Admin lady
她旁边有一个白板，上面有整个e汽油的员工的名字
板上会显示你几点抵达公司，今天是外出还是在公司里
开工第一天，ABC的状态一直都停留在“外出”
PL说现在很少会看见ABC在公司里，
大多数时间他都南下去监督那些oil terminal projects
有时候一整个月都不会看见他一面
大忙人嘛~~~
西门约了几个internal meetings,大略解释现在手上的projects
然后商量对策之类的，弄到来我终于可以坐在座位的时候已经是5：45PM了
突然，ABC走了过来
ABC:"（假装惊讶）hey Louis, I'm so surprise to see u here, welcome onboard"
我们很假的握了握手后
ABC:"（看着我桌上的Desktop，再看看西门) Oh, 西门u must be kidding? A Desktop for her?"
西门:"we're in the process to make a request to order"
ABC:"get her the new dell 13" laptop then"
Louis:"(一脸听听就算的表情） wow, thanks"
西门:"will need to get 老板娘's approval..."
然后他们就继续他们之间的讨论
大概五分钟后ABC又不见踪影了
第二天的午餐是PL约我吃的
结果全部人都觉得很惊讶
因为PL平常很antisocial,他们怎样约她都不出去的
所以她主动约我吃午餐是一件超稀有的事情
之前那四个月的projects,PL和我，CM，RZ都很亲
这次回来，我发现PL笑容少了，感觉心事很多
而且她不像以前那样加班到8点多
现在她6左右就走人了
她说她学会看开了。。。
当然，e汽油里面也有很多新面孔
都是年轻的华人，他们是software developers
现在e汽油变成是戴乐集团的IT arm,
帮他们写一些web-base的程式。
关于我工作的范围，下次再说吧~~~
Hello, New Life
说真的
自从2008年10月8日
我离开这栋建筑物
和那超贵的basement parking说了再见后
我真的没想到会有再回来的一天
虽然常常去one utama/ikea驾车回家的途中经过时
我会想起在那边的时光，他们过得好不好
一则简讯竟然就打破了这一年又三个月的平静。。。
e汽油的ABC听说我辞职了后
sms我，想把我挖去他们公司
这个大忙人竟然抽空请我喝了一杯三小时的咖啡。。。=_=;
回家后我想了一个星期
人家说做生不如做熟
而且那些老板级的对我印象都还不错
所以，三月一号
我又踏进了这栋Basement Parking超贵的办公区
从一个菜鸟consultant，变成一个菜鸟Biz Analyst
Hello, New life.
自从2008年10月8日
我离开这栋建筑物
和那超贵的basement parking说了再见后
我真的没想到会有再回来的一天
虽然常常去one utama/ikea驾车回家的途中经过时
我会想起在那边的时光，他们过得好不好
一则简讯竟然就打破了这一年又三个月的平静。。。
e汽油的ABC听说我辞职了后
sms我，想把我挖去他们公司
这个大忙人竟然抽空请我喝了一杯三小时的咖啡。。。=_=;
回家后我想了一个星期
人家说做生不如做熟
而且那些老板级的对我印象都还不错
所以，三月一号
我又踏进了这栋Basement Parking超贵的办公区
从一个菜鸟consultant，变成一个菜鸟Biz Analyst
Hello, New life.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
办公室宫心计
挥别2009过后
没想到下一篇日记竟然是二月才写的。。。
汗颜！！！
整个一月在跟我前老板做“拉锯战”
因为12月头丢了辞职信后
要serve3个月的notice
继续留在JB两个星期后
18/1终于我回到KL公司，终于可以跟JB那个project说byebye
在公司每天都要经历一轮洗脑session
我那个手段很多的前老板真的很奸诈
工作后的这两年我也学会了很多“奸诈的手段”
哇哈哈哈哈~
所以我跟他玩心理战
之前说我要去帮我爸爸的那个计谋没有得逞
他一直劝我说我还年轻不应该去帮家族生意
应该留在consultancy界里学习
再拍胸膛根我保证说薪水职位花红全部不是问题
所以我打算用他自己讲的话打他自己的嘴巴
某一天的洗脑聊天中他问我
Fman:"So u decided to help ur father is it?"
L:"I've think alot, and I think you have a point that I shouldnt help family business at a very young age."
Fman:(他以为我酱说是要留下来，然后他眼神里开始有希望）"Yeah that's right!"
L:"(冷漠的说）Yeah, I agree, so, I'm joining competitor"
Fman:"(整个脸变绿色）Which firm u're joining?is it big 4?is it XXXX"<--他的就旧公司，K开头G结尾的那间
L:"(爽到）If I'm joining XXXX, u should have heard some news by now, isnt it?"
Fman:"(迟疑了很久）Yes..... true"
L:"So im not joining XXXX"
Fman:"Tell me which firm u're joining"
L:"I decided not to tell"
Fman:"is it XXXX?"
L:"(这家伙完全中计！）I've told u, it's not XXXX"
Fman:"if that's the case, I think I shouldnt drag u further, I shall release u earlier"
结果我就真的得到early release!!!
大家都很惊讶，因为他很少让人家早离开的。。。。
哇哈哈哈！！！
所以原本要留到5/3/2010，我29/1/21010就跟我的前公司说byebye了！！！
虽然二月没收入，我想就当作是一个长假
自从大学毕业投入工作后就没放过那么长的假期了！！
我觉得2010年是个不错的年！
大家，加油哦！
没想到下一篇日记竟然是二月才写的。。。
汗颜！！！
整个一月在跟我前老板做“拉锯战”
因为12月头丢了辞职信后
要serve3个月的notice
继续留在JB两个星期后
18/1终于我回到KL公司，终于可以跟JB那个project说byebye
在公司每天都要经历一轮洗脑session
我那个手段很多的前老板真的很奸诈
工作后的这两年我也学会了很多“奸诈的手段”
哇哈哈哈哈~
所以我跟他玩心理战
之前说我要去帮我爸爸的那个计谋没有得逞
他一直劝我说我还年轻不应该去帮家族生意
应该留在consultancy界里学习
再拍胸膛根我保证说薪水职位花红全部不是问题
所以我打算用他自己讲的话打他自己的嘴巴
某一天的洗脑聊天中他问我
Fman:"So u decided to help ur father is it?"
L:"I've think alot, and I think you have a point that I shouldnt help family business at a very young age."
Fman:(他以为我酱说是要留下来，然后他眼神里开始有希望）"Yeah that's right!"
L:"(冷漠的说）Yeah, I agree, so, I'm joining competitor"
Fman:"(整个脸变绿色）Which firm u're joining?is it big 4?is it XXXX"<--他的就旧公司，K开头G结尾的那间
L:"(爽到）If I'm joining XXXX, u should have heard some news by now, isnt it?"
Fman:"(迟疑了很久）Yes..... true"
L:"So im not joining XXXX"
Fman:"Tell me which firm u're joining"
L:"I decided not to tell"
Fman:"is it XXXX?"
L:"(这家伙完全中计！）I've told u, it's not XXXX"
Fman:"if that's the case, I think I shouldnt drag u further, I shall release u earlier"
结果我就真的得到early release!!!
大家都很惊讶，因为他很少让人家早离开的。。。。
哇哈哈哈！！！
所以原本要留到5/3/2010，我29/1/21010就跟我的前公司说byebye了！！！
虽然二月没收入，我想就当作是一个长假
自从大学毕业投入工作后就没放过那么长的假期了！！
我觉得2010年是个不错的年！
大家，加油哦！
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